excrement

blah what a day. i've done nothing productive today. wtf is with this medicine? i'm this close to stopping it all together. that would be a disaster. more of a disaster than my current state? i think not.

aidan gets in the car and tells me his teachers wanted him to learn about cowboys and cowgirls, but he didn't want to, so he learned about airplanes. i asked him who was teaching him about airplanes. he said 'my own self. in my head'. so he's either daydreaming or insane. maybe both. then he proceeded to tell me about all the different kinds of airplanes he learned about. fire airplanes, spaceships, fire spaceships, little airplanes, big airplanes, blue airplanes, airplanes that carry a hundred people, airplanes that don't carry people, fire airplanes that carry lots of people, rocket ships, fire rocket ships.....his list went for at least 2 minutes. he's learning about airplanes because his daddy is learning about airplanes at school. sweetness. then he gets home and we have this conversation:

aidan: mom, my hands smell like poop today.
me: ok, here's the hand sanitizer. (yep..too lazy to get up and take him to the bathroom)
aidan: is this what gets the smell off? and the germs? like when you stick your hands in poop? this gets it all off?
me: did you stick your hands in poop?
aidan: a little
me: ok. get another squirt of hand sanitizer and go watch your movie.

 what?! ew.

oliver was in undies this morning but after peeing on the kitchen floor, his bedroom floor, and into one of his trains, i decided it was a day for diapers. both of my children are having excrement problems. 

meanwhile, my house is a mess, i haven't showered in 2 days, and i haven't eaten anything today. unless you count the fruit roll up and cherry coke for lunch. i'm just not hungry. again, damn this medicine. so i'm downloading some music on the internet (nathan suggested i stop talking about illegal things i've done on the internet. he's probably right.) and i will take a shower asap. good thing yall are far away. i guess i should take care of myself a bit better. i did paint my nails earlier. 

 such sadness.